Pregnancy insomnia is no fun. It is spurred by a number of things, although the typical culprits belong to the heartburn and bladder departments (frustration mounts when you're thinkin' it's going to be a Niagara Falls situation, but your body in reality produces puppy tinkles... "I got up for this!?!").
These days I'm also awakened by random thoughts of worry, excitement, etc - the whole gamut. During those restless wee hours of the morning I find myself meandering across the most random websites to help redirect my thoughts to useless brain space. Which in turn leads me to feebly attempting to control laughter as I come across pictures like this:
At 3:30a this morning, I thought this pic of a dog getting hit in his groinal area with a ball was theee most heelarious thing on the planet. I had to exit the bedroom to continue laughing so I wouldn't wake up the hubby. Which then led me downstairs to watch a random show on Scandinavian cooking on a PBS affiliate. Which then made me hungry so I found myself reheating a slice of pork tenderloin at 4:03a. More puppy tinkles by 4:27a.
Piglet, please come soon. If you want to show up early, I'm all good with that at this point. Seriously. Think about it.
For more pictures that are probably at their funniest when reviewed during insomnia sessions: 50 People You Wish You Knew in Real Life
2 comments:
you're almost there! not too much longer. it's always the last few weeks that seem to go the slowest.
i still have the entire summer of puppy tinkles and insomnia. : )
God speed! You can do it, especially when fueled by all those baked goods your crankin out these days. Send a loaf this way if you get a chance ;o)
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