[Scene: Landon and I talking about the difference between boys and girls.]
Landon: Yeah, you don't have a wiener. Someone took your wiener.
Mom: Well, I never really had...
Landon interrupts: But you have boobies.
Mom: Yep, ladies have boobies.
Landon: Yeah, I only have polka dots.
Mom: Huh? Oh, those are called nipples.
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