No. No, we don't. Here is my blurb in defense of NOT having a canine companion in our home.
(1) Energy. It takes energy to walk a dog, feed a dog, play with a dog, chase a dog when he escapes, take care of him when he is sick, clean up his turds, etc. Even if I have the residual energy on some days, I'm not sure if I want to direct it towards those things right now. I rather be able to help a friend, accept a random beer date, read a book, insert whatever floats your boat here.
(2) Time. See "energy."
(3) Money. Dayuuum, pets be expensive. I still remember the vet bills from our dog growing up, and for a self centered 13 yr old to be affronted by the cost of a shot and a dental cleaning says a lot.
(4) Freedom. You can't take a dog everywhere with you. We like to travel. We like to do stuff. Kennels can be great, but they can be horrible and your dog comes out with PTSD symptoms. Also, the related cost - see "money."
(5) Cleanliness. Sure, there is likely data that supports folks with pets have better immune systems because they are constantly exposed to dander and germs and such. But I know what a dingleberry is and I don't like them. I don't need an itchy butt dog with extra pee dripping off his wiener, boot scootin' boogy-ing around on his ass on the same carpet that my kids roll around on daily. I'm purely only dealing with little human pee and poo at this point in my life.
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| I'd consider this dog. Cool trick. |
Now that I've said my piece on the topic, know this: I love dogs. They are awesome. They are your best friend and your kids' best friend and act as this little epicenter of a family and they don't even know it (the most lovable characteristic of all). It can teach so many lessons for kids in patience, caretaking and friendship. This, I know. I fiercely loved my dog growing up and I so look forward to the boys having the same experience. Buuuuut, not now. Someday, yes, but not now.
Hope you have a dingleberry-free day!
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